You are a Bavarian cannibal.
You live in a cave with your slaves and your meat stores and cleavers and Lederhosen.
You return home one day to find a pack of hikers from Berlin in your cave.
They are wearing ironic glasses and skinny purple jeans.
Do you:
[[roar like an angry lion]]
[[observe silently]]
[[run away]]
[[walk in and say, hi dudes! welcome to my cave! Do you want to become Bavarian?]]You pound your manly chest and roar.
They scream and run away.
You have triumphed once more.
The ENDYou stand there, watching.
They defile your Lederhosen, laughing.
You die from shame.
The ENDYou run away to Munich and live in the English Gardens under a bush.
The ENDThey become your disciples and you form a cult, sending them out to spread the Word.
You become God.
The END