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<center><h2>Hello and Welcome to the best new gameshow on Earth!</h2>
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The gameshow where you can see your favourite celebrity women answer ridiculously invasive questions, outlandishly perverted challenges, all with the goal of revitalizing their own careers.
Because what revitalizes careers better than outrageous behaviour? Just ask Lindsay Lohan. On second thought... better not.
<strong>What are the rules? We're glad you asked!</strong>
Our lovely contestants will be asked a number of questions, go through physical and mental challenges, as well as show off their talents and "assets".
After each challenge, our audience will choose whether they are satisfied with our contestant's performance. Remember, our contestants don't necessarily have to succeed at their challenges, the audience just has to make their choice.
If the audience is pleased, our celebrity constestant moves on to the next round, boosting her popularity further and getting more attention from Hollywood execs!
If the audience is not pleased... then our contestant will have to swallow a fertility pill.
And these fertility pills are <strong>no joke</strong>. The amount of money, time, research and sheer perversion put into the development of these... well, you could almost make another Transformers movie with it!
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<strong>And then, at the end of the show, the</strong> <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> <strong>is administrated.</strong>
The <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> is a special mixture of ejaculate of... unkown origins. Sometimes random, sometimes carefully selected for our contestants. The rank, thick mixture will be introduced to our celebrity contestant's womb.
Everyone can play along at home! Just contact us at 555-555-5555 and let us know that you'd like to have your own batter be mixed in with our <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>.
So to all our contestants I have this to say: Be smart, be resourceful, be nasty, and...
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<h2>So, who are tonight's special contestants?</h2>
<div class="introbox">The Lovely, Curvy, and Milfy: <strong>Bryce Dallas Howard</strong>[img[media/Bryceintro.jpg][Brycepart1]]</div><div class="introbox">Contestant 2: <strong>Hot Celeb!</strong>[img[media/blank.png][Alexpart1]]</div><div class="introbox">Contestant 3: <strong>Hot Celeb!</strong>
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We'd like to welcome tonight's guest: Bryce Dallas Howard!
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And how lovely is she? A gorgeous redhead that's draggin' a wagon. Famous for her recent roles in Jurassic World... and Jurassic World 2. She also played Gwen Stacy in Spider-Man 3.
Yes. A redhead played a blonde, while Kirsten Dunst, a blonde, played the redhead Mary-Jane Watson.
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That's Hollywood magic folks!
So Bryce, tell us, why did you agree to participate on our gameshow? You have to realize that we're going to expose your deepest darkest sexual secrets, potentially embarass and humiliate you - at best - and do more unspeakable thing to you and your body. You still have a career. Not that we're complaining, but why would you do this to yourself?
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<span class="femalefont">Well, first of all, everyone could use a little career boost, right? Secondly, I'm not really scared. This is a televised gameshow, how bad can it be?</span>
Oh, it can be very bad, let me assure you.
<span class="smallfont">It's a good thing that the current conservative administration has passed laws considering women as second class citizens and we can technically do anything we want. Besides, if you're recording it, it's not prostitution, it's porn.</span>
<span class="femalefont">What was that?</span>
Nothing at all! We welcome you to the show Bryce! And hope you have fun! Are you ready?
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, let's do this!</span>
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<button>[[Click to return to intro|Intro]]</button><center><h2>Hello and Welcome to the best new gameshow on Earth!</h2>
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<h2>Important!</h2>
This game contains some extreme fetishes, that may make some people a little squeamish.
In the future, I plan on making a toggle to turn those off. But it's not currently implemented. So you'll have to run through the story the way my degenerate mind has concocted it.
That being said, I hope you enjoy my first game!
<strong>Before we begin: This gameshow is only for an adult audience. Are you 18+?</strong>
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<span class="smallfont">Disclaimer: Nothing you see here is real. It's all made up by me. Any references to real life people are amazing coincidences. Any photos of real people are for reference purposes, and all their copyright belongs to their original owners. I make no money from this: It's all a parody and for fun.
Thank you, and enjoy.</span></center>
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Welcome Bryce to True or False!
Where I, your humble and perverted host will ask you questions to hopefully embarass and humiliate you. Our audience will then have a chance to guess whether your answer was the truth, or a lie.
Will you answer truthfully, entertain our esteemed Audience, and spare yourself a fertility increase?
Or will you lie? Shy Away? Or even refuse to answer?
How do we know if you're lying? Well, that's the Magic of Hollywood!
Either way the Audience will pick your faith, but I find that it's much more fun if you think you have any sort of control over the outcome.
Here we go!
<strong>Question 1: What was the biggest cock you've ever taken?</strong>
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<span class="femalefont">That's a little... ok... well, I hope my husband doesn't hear this. Back in College I hooked up with a guy one night. He was kind of weird, but the rumour was that he was hung. So, one night, I kind of just... hooked up with him.
He was about 9 inches. And very thick. It was alright, he was a bit stoned so he didn't really do much. Overall, 6/10.</span>
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Welcome to the swimsuit competition Bryce! This one is probably the simplest challenge. All you have to do is show us your delicious body and fat ass in a tiny skimpy bikini! Then we'll bring in another celebrity guest in her own bikini, for our Audience to <s>ogle</s> enjoy!
<span class="femalefont">Uhhh... Well...</span>
Oh yeah, that's right! We ask all of our contestants to bring their own bikinis. And you didn't do so, right?
Well, we COULD have provided our own bikini... but we don't want to. And the reason is simple, because then you'll have to do this challenge in the nude!
<span class="femalefont">I'm not so sure...</span>
Well, you don't have a choice, you signed a contract. So while you get ready, we'll bring out our bikini celebrity guest for today.
<strong>Kate Upton!</strong>
The curvy thick bodied professional model with the softest looking tits ever. Now, you may ask, why would we bring a professional model to compete against an actress in a bikini contest?
And the answer is... Welcome Kate!
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Goodness Kate! You look amazing as always! Clearly a natural... Hey, where are you going? Leaving already?!
Well, I'm sure we'll see you soon again, if and when we decide to expand to models. Let's just say you're on the shortlist.
Oh c'mon, don't look so nervous! I'm sure you'll have fun. Just look at Bryce!
Speaking of Bryce... Come on out!
Oh my Goodness Bryce! I wasn't expecting you to strut out here looking so confident. From the way you were speaking earlier I thought you would be far more shy.
Are you telling us that you forgot your bikini on purpose?
<span class="femalefont">What? No! Of course not! I just figured if I was going to have to be nude, I might as well strut my stuff!</span>
Don't worry Bryce, your secret is safe with us... and everyone watching this show. You wanted to be nude in front of an audience, and you succeeded. What a public display slut you are!
<span class="femalefont">No that's not it at all!</span>
You can put your clothes back on now Bryce.
Well it's up to our Audience now. Do you vote for Kate's amazing professional model body, and make Bryce take <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill?
Or do you ackowledge Bryce's obvious public display fetish and spare her the fertility pill for this challenge?
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It's time to Meet a Pornstar!
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<span class="femalefont">Oh, that sounds like fun actually. Are we going to talk about my sexual history? Maybe make me take a look at their videos and ask me if I'm turned on?</span>
Nope. They're gonna fuck you.
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<span class="femalefont">What?</span>
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Welcome to Meet a New Animal Pal!
Tell me Bryce, do you like animals?
<span class="femalefont">Oh yeah, I love animals, I think they're fantastic. Great company, totally adorable, and can really enrich someone's life. Besides, who doesn't love a good cat video?</span>
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That's good to know Bryce. I'm glad you have such a high opinion of animals. Here at <strong>Don't Get Impregnated</strong> we also have a very high opinion of animals. We feel like they can not only be a partner for life, but a partner in the bedroom as well.
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<span class="femalefont">What do you mean by a partner in the bedroom?</span>
We mean exactly what you think.
<span class="femalefont">Uhhh...</span>
To celebrate your role in the Jurassic World movies, we have something special for you! Using the budget necessary for roughly one of the swinging nuts in Transformers 2, we have brought a T-Rex back from extinction, just for you!
<span class="dinofont"><strong>ROOOOOAAAAARRRR</strong></span>
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<span class="femalefont">... What the fuck was that?</span>
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How well do you know your own movies Bryce? The cast in them, and the people you work with?
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<span class="femalefont">Thanks for asking! I love the people I work with, and get along with them for the most part. Alright, throw it at me.</span>
Alright. Bryce, what is your Bacon Number?
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<span class="femalefont">Oh! Hmmm, let me think... I've been in a lot of stuff, but I haven't done anything with Kevin Bacon, I'd definitely remember that...</span>
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"I mean, it's one banana. What could it cost, ten dollars?"
Famous words from a famous man. It speaks to the disconnect that the Hollywood elite can have from the everyman.
But enough social commentary. Bryce, do you think you can get the price of these items right? Get close enough, and you may just be spared <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill.
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<span class="femalefont">Well, I'll definitely admit I tend to shop at some of the more overpriced L.A. stores. Not your average shopper. But that's really the key-word, shop. I do my own shopping when I'm home, only having other people do it when I'm out filming or something.</span>
Alright then, let's get started! As a reference, we are using Whole Foods pricing in $USD for the Hollywood area.
How much for... Eggplant?
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<span class="femalefont">Really? Eggplant? Very mature. Well, eggplant is very expensive in general so... $3.50lb?</span>
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Welcome to Home Movies Bryce. Where we get our hands on some of your private home movies, and show them to our audience.
If you've just taken some movies of your kids and family, it should all be ok. But if you've had more... private movies made. Well, needless to say we've definitely got them now.
And tonight, we've picked one in particular for you.
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<span class="femalefont">I've got a terrible feeling about this.</span>
And indeed you should Bryce! Remember your birthday in 2014?
<span class="femalefont">Oh god no. I need to call my agent.</span>
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Who do you think got us the video?
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Welcome Bryce to "Browsing your History."
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<span class="femalefont">Oh! We're going to go over my career and achievements and stuff?</span>
Nope. We're going to be looking at your browser history.
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<span class="femalefont">Huh... How did you even get that?</span>
Are you kidding? ISPs love selling that data to the highest bidder. You just have to know who to ask.
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<<if $fertility == 1>>Bryce takes a look at the small pill curiously, before taking it and swallowing it. Immediately she feels a flush coming over her body.<</if>><<if $fertility == 2>>Bryce takes a second pill from the bottle, looking at it carefully, before plopping it in her mouth and swallowing. The flush intensifies and turns into a deep heat.<</if>><<if $fertility == 3>>The heat flowing through Bryce's body is intense, and she takes a deep breath before swallowing a third pill. The heat overcoming her body intensifies and she can feel her breasts and womb throbbing.<</if>><<if $fertility == 4>>Along with the lingering feelings left from her challenge, Bryce now feels both an intense flush, as well as a tingling through her entire body. Taking a fourth pill only increases those feelings.
<span class="femalefont">Are you sure that these are just fertility pills?</span><</if>><<if $fertility >= 5>>Bryce looks a little queasy, but pops another pill in her mouth. Her womb tingles intensely, and she swears she can almost feel herself ovulate - as if that was even possible.
Her hands lowers themselves to her stomach subconsciously, and rub her belly, as if she was already pregnant.<</if>>
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The Audience has spared you from taking <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill this round.
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Congrats Bryce! We've reached the end of tonight's show!
The Audience - those perverted bastards - have deigned you to take <<print $fertility>> pills!
We will now administer the <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>
Bryce please take the position.
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Tonigh's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> is a special mix! Instead of our usual random mixture, we decided to honour your role in Jurassic World and have gone out and specifically selected some large, medium, and small reptiles, of the most potent variety we could find!
Animals such as crocodiles, aligators, and komodo dragons compose a majority of tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>, but we made sure to look for variety.
Our scientists assure us that the sperm that these reptiles have provided are both plentiful, and very active. <<if $dino == "y">>And we can't forget the very large load our T-Rex friend gave you as well!<</if>>
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Congrats Bryce! We've reached the end of tonight's show!
The Audience - those perverted bastards - have deigned you to take <<print $fertility>> pills!
We will now administer the <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>
Bryce please take the position.
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Tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> is a special mix! Instead of our usual random mixture, we decided to honour your role in Jurassic World and have gone out and specifically selected some large, medium, and small reptiles, of the most potent variety we could find!
Animals such as crocodiles, aligators, and komodo dragons compose a majority of tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>, but we made sure to look for variety.
Our scientists assure us that the sperm that these reptiles have provided are both plentiful, and very active. <<if $dino == "y">>And we can't forget the very large load our T-Rex friend gave you as well!<</if>>
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Tonight our Audience chose to have you meet a Male pornstar.
<span style="femalefont">Oh, ok. Umm, what did you mean he's gonna fuck me?</span>
I mean exactly that. Now welcome out pornstar guest!
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<span class="malefont">Thanks for having me on your show, and it's nice to meet you Bryce. Dayum! You got a fat ass. I'm gonna fuck it.</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Oh... uhhh... I don't think so...</span>
Well Bryce, you don't have a choice. <<if $ganganal == "y">>Besides, we already know you like anal! Remember your birthday party video?<</if>>
<span class="malefont">Don't worry Bryce, I'll take it easy on you.</span>
Well folks, he's just going to town on her. He's not delaying at all in undressing her and showing off her gorgeous body... And he's in her ass with no lube!
<span class="femalefont">Wait... oh... take it easy! Slow down!</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Go slow, I haven't taken such a big one there before!</span>
<span class="malefont">Shut up bitch! You love getting your ass fucked!</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Ohhhh... fuuuuuuck.</span>
<span class="malefont">Ride this dick you fat assed hoe!</span>
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<span class="femalefont">My ass is gaping!</span>
<span class="malefont">Yeh. It looks good!</span>
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<span class="malefont">I'm fucking cumming! Take that nut in your ass!</span>
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Well Bryce? How do you feel after that?
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<span class="femalefont">... my butt hurts...</span>
Then we succeeded! You can get dressed again Bryce, and we'll say goodbye to our pornstar guest. Good job!
It's time to make your choice Audience! Did Bryce entertain you enough with her rough ass fucking to spare her another fertility pill? Or are you were you hoping that was a vaginal creampie instead? Bryce Dallad Howard pregnant with a pornstar's black baby would certainly get the papparazzi talking!
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Tonight our Audience chose to have you meet a Female pornstar.
<span style="femalefont">Oh, ok. Umm, what did you mean she's gonna fuck me?</span>
Maybe... or maybe you'll fuck her! Now welcome out pornstar guest!
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<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Thanks for having me. Mmmmm, Bryce is looking delicious."</span>
<span class="femalefont">Oh... uhhh... She's quite pretty. But I don't think -"</span>
We know, that's why we picked her. We made sure to get someone whose ass is just as great as yours. Afterall, what's better than one fantastic ass? Two fantastic asses!
So Bryce? Turned on?
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<span class="femalefont">What?! No! I mean, she's hot but I'm not into women.</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Come here and get that ginger tongue of yours in my pussy. I want to get off on your face.</span>
<span class="femalefont">Oh, I don't think so, nothing personal but -</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">I wasn't asking, get your ass over here.</span>
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Oh wow! Just look at her go folks!
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Good Job! Clearly you've got a lot of experience. Trust me, I've gotten eaten out a lot.</span>
Oh wow! Seems like Bryce experimented a lot more in College than any of us knew!
<span class="femalefont">What? No!</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Shut up! Move that tongue to my ass, I want a good rimming!</span>
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<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Oh Yes! Eat that ass you ginger bitch! Use your tongue!</span>
Look at that tongue go! Bryce is clearly an anal lover. Fan of the chocolate starfish Bryce?
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<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Ok, turn around, I want to ride that face!</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Ugh.. stop... no.. I don't wanna...</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">UGH! Mainstream bitches are so boring. Fine, I'll get you off.</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Oh God! Oh Fuck! <strong>I'm Cumming!</strong></span>
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<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Oh yeah, that's a good bitch.</span>
Wow! That was intense! Thank you for coming, and we'll definitely be seeing you again.
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">If you ever get Kim K, I wanna compare my ass with hers.</span>
Will do! So Bryce, how are you feeling?
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<span class="femalefont">... I'm tired...</span>
It's time to make your choice audience! Did you enjoy the lesbian play and would be happy if Bryce kept eating ass? Or do you want to involve some kind of penis so she can get nice and knocked up?
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The Audience is correct!
Although of course that isn't the whole truth, right? Your first time at College, you decided to be more sexually liberated. That 9 inch guy? Was actually black. Your first black cock if our sources are correct - and our sources are always correct. Definitely not your last though.
Let's move on!
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The Audience is incorrect!
Despite being truthful with the audience, you didn't tell the whole truth, right? Your first time at College, you decided to be more sexually liberated. That 9 inch guy? Was actually black. Your first black cock if our sources are correct - and our sources are always correct. Definitely not your last though.
Let's move on!
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<strong>What was the smallest cock you've taken?</strong>
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<span class="femalefont">Oh, that's an easy one. One night I was out clubbing, and met this guy. He was a total douchebag, but was kind of cute, and honestly, I was just dying to get laid.
I planned on just humping him and dumping him, but even that was wasn't worth it.
He was about 4 inches long, maybe less. And pumped about 5 times into me before he blew his tiny load. I was definitely more embarassed than he was.
It's true what they say, the louder the bark, the smaller the bite.</span>
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The Audience is correct!
Fun fact, after Bryce blocked the small peckered man, he called her phone about 24 times over the next 3 days. Out of those 24 times, his messages contained the word slut 22 times, and whore 20 times. The word sorry wasn't uttered a single time.
Remember, it's not the size of the penis, it's who it's attached to.
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<span class="femalefont">Wait, how did you know that? I didn't even know he called after. Like you said, I blocked him.</span>
That's Hollywood Magic!
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The Audience is incorrect!
Why would the audience think that was a lie?
Fun fact, after Bryce blocked the small peckered man, he called her phone about 24 times over the next 3 days. Out of those 24 times, his messages contained the word slut 22 times, and whore 20 times. The word sorry wasn't uttered a single time.
Remember, it's not the size of the penis, it's who it's attached to.
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<span class="femalefont">Wait, how did you know that? I didn't even know he called after. Like you said, I blocked him.</span>
That's Hollywood Magic!
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<strong>What is your kinkiest and deepest sexual fantasy?</strong>
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<span class="femalefont">Uhh... Well... I'm a simple girl ya know? I guess... A gangbang? Ya know, a handful of cocks to play with at once. Every girl's fantasy, right?</span>
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The Audience is incorrect!
That's disappointing Bryce! Why would you lie to our audience like that?
Don't forget Bryce, we did our research on you. And we know that after you searched for yourself online - protip, don't do that - you found some "arousing" artwork that gave you a new fetish.
Your new sexual fantasy includes being assaulted and raped by a massive dinosaur cock. We have to say, that's pretty kinky, even by our standards. <<if $dino == "y">> That's why we made sure to bring in a T-Rex just for you!<<else>>But fear not, we always do our best to accommodate!<</if>>
[img[media/bryceshocked.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Uh... what... I mean... uh...<strong>HOW?!</strong>... Wait, nevermind. Magic of Hollywood... ugh.</span>
Now you're catching on!
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The Audience is correct!
Sorry to say, but our audience was a little too smart for you and correctly figured out you were lying. Would would you do that?
Don't forget Bryce, we did our research on you. And we know that after you searched for yourself online - protip, don't do that - you found some "arousing" artwork that gave you a new fetish.
Your new sexual fantasy includes being assaulted and raped by a massive dinosaur cock. We have to say, that's pretty kinky, even by our standards. <<if $dino == "y">> That's why we made sure to bring in a T-Rex just for you!<<else>>But fear not, we always do our best to accommodate!<</if>>
[img[media/bryceshocked.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Uh... what... I mean... uh...<strong>HOW?!</strong>... Wait, nevermind. Magic of Hollywood... ugh.</span>
Now you're catching on!
<button>[[Question 4|bryceq4]]</button>
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Well that was certainly intense. But don't be too worried, we'll take it easy on you now.
<strong>What other female celebrity would you most want to hook up with?</strong>
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<span class="femalefont">Oh well, if I was forced to choose, then I'd say Scarlett Johanson. I mean, have you looked at her?</span>
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<span class="femalefont">And her ass is fantastic too!</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Us fat-bottomed girls have to stick together!</span>
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The Audience is incorrect!
Good job lying Bryce, you fooled our audience. But did you really have to? This was supposed to be a softball question so you could talk about another attractive celeb. Maybe even have a chance to hook up with her after you left.
But that's ok, we will help you out by revealing who your crush is!
[img[media/Billieintro.jpg]]
Billie Eilish!
And we don't blame you, she's a woman with enormous... talent.
[img[media/billie4.jpg]] [img[media/billie5.jpg]]
But why would you hide that? Could it be perhaps because Billie has only recently turned 18?
You are a naughty woman Bryce. Might you perhaps might have a thing for the... younger demographic? We won't judge you. At least here in the show, outside these walls... well we're legally protected as long as you're the one with the weird fetishes. Seems like we learn more and more about how much of a deviant you are with each question.
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<span class="femalefont"><strong>NO!</strong>I'm not... I swear. That's not true! How could I...</span>
We don't judge you Bryce, we think she's hot too.
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The Audience is correct!
Our Audience was too smart for you, and caught you in a lie. But did you really need to? This was supposed to be a softball question so you could talk about another attractive celeb. Maybe even have a chance to hook up with her after you left.
But that's ok, we will help you out by revealing who your crush is!
[img[media/Billieintro.jpg]]
Billie Eilish!
And we don't blame you, she's a woman with enormous... talent.
[img[media/billie4.jpg]] [img[media/billie5.jpg]]
But why would you hide that? Could it be perhaps because Billie has only recently turned 18?
You are a naughty woman Bryce. Might you perhaps might have a thing for the... younger demographic? We won't judge you. At least here in the show, outside these walls... well we're legally protected as long as you're the one with the weird fetishes. Seems like we learn more and more about how much of a deviant you are with each question.
[img[media/brycesad.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont"><strong>NO!</strong>I'm not... I swear. That's not true! How could I...</span>
We don't judge you Bryce, we think she's hot too.
<button>[[Question 5|bryceq5]]</button>
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<strong>If we were to get our hands on a copy of your record, listing all of your crimes back to the year 2000. What is the worst thing that we would find?</strong>
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<span class="femalefont">Hmmm... Well, I'd like to say the worst I got was some traffic tickets.
But really I was once caught with some weed that I got from someone who I won't name.
This was back when people still got prosecuted for small amounts of weed for personal consumption. Can you imagine that happening today? What insanity, right? It's legal in most of the world now. What a change!
I'm not too proud to admit that I didn't face too many repercussions just because I'm famous and paid a large fine. It was a very small amount. Did a little community service, which my PR agent used as a photoshoot.</span>
Well, what does the audience think? Is Bryce being honest about her pot conviction? Or is she hiding something something darker and deeper?
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6 months after the show, Bryce finds herself as a star once again gracing the red carpet of the premieres of Hollywood.
Despite her experiences at the show, she found that she was quickly re-accepted into her peer group.
It's very likely that her fellow Hollywood celebrities are just as perverted - if not more so - than Bryce herself is.
Bryce can only wonder how they will react when they find out that her swelling belly, which is far larger and more distended than a woman at 6 months of pregnancy should be, has a scaly reptilian spawn growing inside.
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Perhaps one day, one of her fellow Hollywood celebrities will find themselves on the set of...
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6 months after the show, Bryce finds herself as a star once again gracing the red carpet of the premieres of Hollywood.
Despite her experiences at the show, she found that she was quickly re-accepted into her peer group.
It's very likely that her fellow Hollywood celebrities are just as perverted - if not more so - than Bryce herself is.
<<if $fertility == 0>>However Bryce lucked out, and other than a popularity boost, she made it out with relatively little consequences, other than the occasional look on the street.
[img[media/brycenopreg1.jpg]]<<else>>The <<print $fertility>> pill<<if $fertility > 1>>s<</if>> that Bryce took still had an effect on her body, causing it to grow to larger porportions. And making her far more attractive in the meantime.
Thankfully, her popularity exploded along with her body, and it was overall a net positive for her.
[img[media/brycenopreg2.jpg]]<</if>>
Perhaps one day, one of her fellow Hollywood celebrities will find themselves on the set of...
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<span class="femalefont"><strong>WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS THAT?!</strong></span>
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Oh relax Bryce! It's just a mini-T-Rex genetically created just for you. Aren't you the lucky girl?
And it seems like he's a bit frisky. Have fun with your new animal pal!
<span class="femalefont"><strong>HE'S GOING TO TEAR ME APART! DON'T LET HIM DO THIS TO ME!</strong></span>
Relax Bryce, he's only like half the size of a regular T-Rex. And he's just horny, not hungry.
[img[media/brycescared4.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">That doesn't make it any better! <strong>OH NO!!</strong></span>
<span class="dinofont"><strong>...GRAWRARAR...</strong></span>
Well folks he's got her, and he's really going to town. That scaly green cock of his seems to be way too big for her, but a big Hollywood celebrity like Bryce Dalla Howard has surely had to handle much more than that to get her roles.
Though... probably not much more... or much bigger.
She'll be fine.
[img[media/brycescreaming1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont"><strong>HE'S HUGE! IT HURTS!</strong></span>
I thought you were used to playing with Dinosaurs by now Bryce?
<span class="femalefont">Oh god...oh no... It's swelling up... He's gonna cum!</span>
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<span class="dinofont"><strong>ROOOOOAAAAARRRR</strong></span>
<<if $fertility == 0>>Oh Wow! That's a lot of Dino Cum! But I guess that's what happens when you get fucked by a Dinosaur!<<else>>Oh Wow! That's a lot of Dino Cum! But I guess that's what happens when you get fucked by a Dinosaur!
Let's hope that <<if $fertility > 1>>those<</if>> fertility pill<<if $fertility > 1>>s<</if>> that you took <<if $fertility > 1>>don't<<else>>doesn't<</if>> make that Dino sperm wreck havoc in your womb.<</if>>\
<span class="dinofont">...grrr...</span>
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And there he goes! Seems like you really tired him out Bryce! By the way, you look lovely covered in Dino cum! How was the experience for you?
<span class="femalefont">...eh... heheh... eh...</span>
Well folks, looks like Bryce is going to need a moment. We'll take her to the back, get her cleaned up, and get her ready for the next challenge. In the meantime, make your choice! Think all that Dino cum needs a change to grow in her womb? Or do you want to spare her such a terrible, and terribly sexy, fate?
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The Audience is incorrect!
You see Bryce, as you might have guessed, we did get a copy of your police record.
And the pot charge is true! But it wasn't your WORST charge... was it?
You didn't tell everyone what happened during that Community Service.
[img[media/brycesad2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">... oh please no...</span>
Well it turns out that while you were out serving the community, you also ended up... servicing the community.
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Clearly you picked those jeans to highlight your amazing ass, and that wasn't missed by the crowd. As you bent over to tease them and sign autographs, they kept groping you, to the point where you got so turned on, that you blew one of them behind a fence!
<span class="femalefont"><strong>That's not true!</strong></span>
We have a photo.
<span class="femalefont">ugh...</span>
[img[media/brycesad3.png]]
And after you were caught, you were charged with public nudity and indecent exposure. But you managed to dodge a prostitution charge since both of you admitted there was no money exchanged.
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The Audience is correct!
Good try Bryce, but you couldn't fool our Audience! As you might have guessed, we did get a copy of your police record.
And the pot charge is true! But it wasn't your WORST charge... was it?
You didn't tell everyone what happened during that Community Service.
[img[media/brycesad2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">... oh please no...</span>
Well it turns out that while you were out serving the community, you also ended up... servicing the community.
[img[media/brycesigning1.jpg]] [img[media/brycesigning2.jpg]]
[img[media/brycesigning3.jpg]]
Clearly you picked those jeans to highlight your amazing ass, and that wasn't missed by the crowd. As you bent over to tease them and sign autographs, they kept groping you, to the point where you got so turned on, that you blew one of them behind a fence!
<span class="femalefont"><strong>That's not true!</strong></span>
We have a photo.
<span class="femalefont">ugh...</span>
[img[media/brycesad3.png]]
And after you were caught, you were charged with public nudity and indecent exposure. But you managed to dodge a prostitution charge since both of you admitted there was no money exchanged.
<button>[[Question 6|bryceq6]]</button>
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Let's have some bedroom talk.
<span class="femalefont">What? We haven't talked about my sex life enough?</span>
No.
When you're getting railed from behind in bed, or riding a studly man, or men, to oblivion <strong>What is your favourite sexual knickname?</strong>
[img[media/bryceinterview12.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh! Umm... Well, I'm a sexy thicc redhead, right? I like being called Mistress.
Being dressed in leather makes me feel sexy.</span>
[img[media/bryceinterview13.jpg]]
Are you sure that's your answer? It was awful quick. Remember, we know the truth thanks to the Magic of Hollywood™.
<span class="femalefont">... Yeah... I'm sure. Why wouldn't I just tell you? After everything else you've revealed about me...</span>
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Sorry Bryce, that's incorrect. Your Bacon Number is 2:
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You were in Spider-Man 3 with James Cromwell, who was also in Beyond all Boundaries with Kevin Bacon.
<span class="femalefont">Damn! But can you really blame me for not wanting to remember Spider-Man 3?</span>
No, we can't. We can't at all.
<span class="femalefont">... so, is that it? Nothing weird? Nothing coming out from behind the curtain?</span>
Nope, that's it. It's up to the Audience to make their choice now. Will they forgive this terrible, vile, abhorrent, horrid crime of not remembering the entire filmography of every single actor you've ever worked with, and punish you for that?
Or do they not think it's a huge deal, and they can spare you from taking <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill this round?
<button>[[This crime must be Punished!|addfertilitybryce]]</button><button>[[Hey, it's ok. I forgot Spider-Man 3 too|noaddfertilitybryce]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$2.49lb!</span>
Not bad Bryce, not bad at all. A little off, but not terrible.
<span class="femalefont">Well, I don't buy eggplant very often. It can be nice, but I usually don't like how mushy it can get.</span>
Alright, how about... Avocado?
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<span class="femalefont">Oh, I have Avocados all the time. I think they're $2 each?</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|priceq3]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$1.99 each!</span>
Wow, you got it right Bryce!
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, I love avocados. Who doesn't?</span>
Alright, next item... and in honor of your role... Dino Kale!
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<span class="femalefont">DINO KALE? Very subtle. Hmmm... I have kale pretty often. $3 a bunch?</span>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$1.99 per bunch!</span>
Pretty close Bryce. Overall you seem to be doing well. Maybe it's true that you do your own shopping and aren't as detached from society as the average Hollywood celebrity.
<span class="femalefont">Well, you can say what you want about me, but I'm hardly average.</span>
That much is true.
Now what is the price of... Ciabatta Bread?
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<span class="femalefont">Oh. Bread? Umm... Ciabatta is very fancy. Like a loaf?... $7? Am I close?</span>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$4.99 per loaf!</span>
That wasn't very close Bryce. But I don't blame you too much, the price of bread seems to be outrageous at this place.
<span class="femalefont">Damn, yeah, I don't really buy much bread. A local bakery tends to deliver it every morning.</span>
Freshly-baked bread IS a wonderful treat.
Last item... Navel Oranges.
[img[media/orange.png]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh... oranges... yeah, I have oranges all the time too... ummm... $4/lb?</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|priceq6]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$0.99/lb!</span>
You were way off on that one Bryce!
<span class="femalefont">Damn, yeah, I guess I should pay a little more attention to the prices when I shop.</span>
Well, overall, we had to say you were pretty close. Although I do wonder how you got the fancy ingredients like kale and avocados so close, but basic things like bread and oranges hardly crossed your radar.
[img[media/bryceinterview11.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Wait, that's unfair-</span>
We're not trying to be fair Bryce, we're trying to entertain our perverted audience.
Speaking of! Time to make your decision! Do you think that Bryce's accurate knowledge of only premier market items makes her disconnected from the average person and deserving of punishment?
Or do you particularly not care?
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The Audience is incorrect!
You managed to distract the Audience with thoughts of you in a tight outfit.
Well, we can all agree on one thing, you DO look good in leather. And most of us wouldn't mind calling you "mistress" while you whip us from the back...
Maybe just me.
But that's not really what you like being called, is it?
<span class="femalefont">Yeah it is... what else would it be?</span>
You like being called "Mommy".
[img[media/brycesurprised2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">What? No I don't.</span>
Yes you do. We have it on good authority from a previous lover... a much younger lover... a much, much younger lover... that you really liked it when he called you Mommy in the bedroom. But don't worry, that's up to the courts to decide.
You're a very naughty woman Bryce. And we are so happy for it.
[img[media/brycesad3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">oh god...</span>
Well folks, that's the end of True or False.
Did you enjoy the journey into Bryce Dallas Howards' perverted sex life, and were happy with her answers? Or do you think the fooled you one too many times and deserves to be punished for it?
<button>[[What a lying bitch!|addfertilitybryce]]</button>
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The Audience is correct!
Good try, but the thought of you in a hot tight dress couldn't distract the Audience!
Well, we can all agree on one thing, you DO look good in leather. And most of us wouldn't mind calling you "mistress" while you whip us from the back...
Maybe just me.
But that's not really what you like being called, is it?
<span class="femalefont">Yeah it is... what else would it be?</span>
You like being called "Mommy".
[img[media/brycesurprised2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">What? No I don't.</span>
Yes you do. We have it on good authority from a previous lover... a much younger lover... a much, much younger lover... that you really liked it when he called you Mommy in the bedroom. But don't worry, that's up to the courts to decide.
You're a very naughty woman Bryce. And we are so happy for it.
[img[media/brycesad3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">oh god...</span>
Well folks, that's the end of True or False.
Did you enjoy the journey into Bryce Dallas Howards' perverted sex life, and were happy with her answers? Or do you think the fooled you one too many times and deserves to be punished for it?
<button>[[What a lying bitch!|addfertilitybryce]]</button>
<button>[[Those were pretty embarassing. I'd try to lie too.|noaddfertilitybryce]]</button>
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In 2014 you were given a present by your husband. Long story short, he gave you a pass to do anything you wanted.
Fucking one of your co-stars wasn't enough. Oh no. You had to go all the way. A gangbang with several men including multiple insertions. What a whore you are! And you recorded it all. <<if $pornanal == "y">>That's part of the reason we had that pornstar fuck you in the ass.<<else>>Lucky for us!<</if>>
Let's all enjoy.
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Well Bryce, I think that was a ride for all of us, especially you. Tell me, how did it feel to have two cocks stuffed into your ass?
[img[media/bryceinterview16.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Like I really, <strong>REALLY</strong> need to call my lawyers.</span>
Good luck. Those guys are even bigger perverts than we are.
Time to make a choice audience. Were you satisfied with Bryce's home movie? And want to spare her? Or will did you wish all that cum went in her pussy instead. Maybe her next kid could be a random stranger's.
<button>[[Cumming inside an ass is just a waste of cum|addfertilitybryce]]</button><button>[[Fuck yeah! I love seeing asses getting creampied!|noaddfertilitybryce]]</button>
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Oooh, this is very juicy indeed.
I see here that you were searching for... a recipe for Mango Key Lime pie, and for chocolate chip cookies.
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<span class="femalefont">I've been wanting to learn to make some more desserts and those sounded good.</span>
I also see here... hmmm...
Joker 2019 Free Movie
Naughty Bryce. How would your Hollywood friends react if they knew you were looking for their movies for free through pirated sites?
[img[media/movie1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Well... that's embarassing. I mean, I was just at home bored... everyone does it, right? Besides it's not like I don't pay to go to pretty much every movie.</span>
That's alright, we'll forgive you, because next we're going to look at your incognito browser history. Now <strong>THAT</strong> is going to be embarassing.
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<span class="female font">How did you even get that? It's supposed to be deleted!</span>
We have our ways... Chalk it up to the Magic-
<span class="femalefont">-of Hollywood. yeah, I got it.</span>
Well now, in incognito mode you certainly visited a few nice sites. Let's see here... a lot of P***hub. Wow... A LOT.
Tiny asian teen sucks her big dick stepbrother
Flexible mom fucks step-son
Mom made me impregnate the whole step-family
Painal please cum it hurts
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<button>[[And that's just the start|browser4]]</button>
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That's a lot of step-family porn Bryce, I guess it's in style. But the mother/son stuff? Bryce you are truly a naughty woman.
[img[media/bryceinterview19.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">That's very embarassing, yes. But it's just porn... right?</span>
It is indeed, but let's continue.
Monster dragon dildo riding
Riding and squirting on dragon dildo
Dragon creampie + cumming on huge knot
Wrecks her asshole with huge dragon dildo
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<button>[[That's a lot of dragon dildos|browser5]]</button>
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Well Bryce, certainly seems like you have a thing for the dragon dildos. <<if $dino == "y">>But I guess after having the real thing, you can say what's better, right?<<else>>Maybe we can accommodate you later...<</if>>
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<span class="femalefont">That's so embarassing, I can't even... that's it, right?</span>
Well, we had some more stuff from some more... underground websites. But for all our sakes, and under advisement of our, admittedly incredibly lax, lawyers, we have decided to end the segment there.
Let's just say the things we've found are only legal in very few countries...
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<span class="femalefont">Yeah, let's just leave it there.</span>
Esteemed audience, it's time to make your choice. Do you think that Bryce's step-mom impregnation fantasy should come true? Or is your disgust with her porn choices so high you don't even think she should procreate?
<span class="femalefont"><strong>HEY!</strong></span>
<button>[[Let's make step-mommy Bryce into mommy Bryce.|addfertilitybryce]]</button><button>[[Someone please think of the children! Uhhh... not like that!|noaddfertilitybryce]]</button>
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