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<<audio intro play>><div class="single">I'm so glad that you decided to view this work and weren't in any way forced to for something like a class assignment. That would be awkward.
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[[Yep I just love poetry|SU]]
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<<audio what play>><div class="single">Anyway, I'm sure you are wondering what this is all about. "Haiku Creator?" I hear you asking. "Just how the hell do you make a Haiku in Twine?" You are most certainly asking and not just reading the words that I, the creator, put on to this page.
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<</script>><<audio format play>><div class="single">Excellent questions! It is really simple! As you may know, a Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry. The format is five syllables, followed by seven syllables, then ending on five syllables!
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[[No shit|Con]]
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<</script>><<audio start play>><div class="leftcolumn"><<set $leave to 0>>Let's start! Write down a one syllable article or pronoun.
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>I'll write one too!</center>
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<</script>><<audio step2 play>><div class="leftcolumn">Great! Now write down a single syllable color.
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[[Done|C3]]
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The//
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<</script>><<audio credits play>><div class="credits">This is partially inspired by a lot of things. "With Those We love Alive" is probably the biggest influence, since I am having the player use outside materials. I also had a class called 'Choose your own Adventure' last semester which had me thinking a lot of user agency or how much control a player really has in the story. Combined those two things with the idea that this project was supposed to be shown off to the class and I was thinking "How can I have everyone in the class play at the same time?" And I came to the idea to have an Ad-Lib Twine game. So, nothing wholly original, just a mesh of ideas and inspiration.
I probably didn't find my "satire", but after running through this with the class and a few other people, I got to say that I was really disappointed to see people using the words that were already on the screen. Those words were only supposed to act as examples, not options. So, I took option away from the player. All of it. Originally the game would at least allow you to quit early and come here, but not anymore. I had to take away player choice to give the player more choices. And I decided to amp up the sarcasm to show my disappointment, I guess.
Thank you for playing, or watching? Writing? Thank you for writing!!
[[Restart?|Con]]
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<</script>><<audio step3 play>><div class="leftcolumn">Next, write down a single syllable noun.
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[[Yep Yep|C4]]
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span>//
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<</script>><<audio step4 play>><div class="leftcolumn">Now pick a two syllable verb. Hint: 'ing' words are pretty easy.
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[[First line down|S1]]
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span> cat//
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<</script>><<audio step5 play>><div class="leftcolumn">Now we move on to the second line! Let's start with a two syllable preposition.
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[[What now?|S2]]
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span> cat running//
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<</script>><<audio step6 play>><div class="leftcolumn">The next word is a single syllable article again.
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[[Now what?|S3]]
[[gaaaaahhhhh|S3][$leave += 1]]
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span> cat running//
//Beyond//
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<</script>><<audio step7 play>><div class="leftcolumn">Let's spice things up with a two syllable adjective.
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[[Noice|S4]]
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span> cat running//
//Beyond the//
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<</script>><<audio step8 play>><div class="leftcolumn">Let's keep describing! Add another color or choose a one syllable adjective.
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[[Next. Next. Next.|S5]]
[[I'm going home|S5][$leave += 1]]
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<div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span> cat running//
//Beyond the peaceful//
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<</script>><<audio step9 play>><div class="leftcolumn">Let's cap this line off with a one syllable noun:
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<span style="color:#fa8072">//Or, feel free to cross out your last adjective and have a two syllable noun.//</span>
[[Oh snazzy|F1]]
[[I hate that you switched it up, you made me ruin my poem|F1][$leave += 1]]
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span> cat running//
//Beyond the peaceful pink//
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<</script>><<audio step10 play>><div class="leftcolumn">Let's start finishing off this poem, huh? Pick a one syllable conjunction.
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[[This is coming together quite nicely|F2]]
[[It's snowing on Mt. Fuji|Snow][$leave += 1]]
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span> cat running//
//Beyond the peaceful ==pink== forrest//
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<</script>><<audio step11 play>><div class="leftcolumn">Let's throw another article in the mix, still one syllable.
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[[Keep going|F3]]
[[I didn't mean to come this far, I'm out|F3][$leave += 1]]
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span> cat running//
//Beyond the peaceful ==pink== forrest//
//So//
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<center>[[Take me Back|F1]]</center>><<audio step12 play>><div class="leftcolumn">Let's pick a two syllable noun now.
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[[So close!|F5]]
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<div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span> cat running//
//Beyond the peaceful ==pink== forrest//
//So the//
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<</script>><<audio step13 play>><div class="leftcolumn">Almost there, just one more syllable!! I recommend a verb.
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[[Hell yeah I wrote a poem!|Results]]
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>My Poem</center>
//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span> cat running//
//Beyond the peaceful ==pink== forrest//
//So the story//
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<</script>><<audio results play>><div class="leftcolumn">You totally made a poem!
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Here is the poem I made with you!
<div class="poem"><center>My Poem</center><u>//The <span style="color:#72a8fa">blue</span> cat running//
//Beyond the peaceful forrest//
//So the story goes//</u></div>
You had fun, right?
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</div><div class="rightcolumn"><center>Also (part of) the game looks like a Haiku</center>
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<div class="single"> <center>''Haiku Creator''</center>
For this game you need access to some kind of note taking apparatus. I prefer pen and paper, but maybe you like using a note app on your phone. Just be ready to write things down, okay?
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[[Ready|Welcome]]
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